when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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