Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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