Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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