It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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