He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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