i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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