No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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