You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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