I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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