I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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