The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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