you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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