feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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