Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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