Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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