where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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