I smell stomach acid.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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