I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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