I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
