Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
