She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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