My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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