Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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