she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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