How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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