All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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