do herpes really smell.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well I just put wine in my tea
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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