Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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