just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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