Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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