I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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