is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i now understand why vodka
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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