i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i jhust puked up my retainher.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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