Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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