just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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