aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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