Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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