I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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