i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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