Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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