butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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