Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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