just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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