oh fat girl friday strikes again...
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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