I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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