now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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