Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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