That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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