found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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