we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Randomize
