That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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