Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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