so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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