So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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