Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
