Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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