: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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