But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
